LOL I'm not sure how this fits with the general topic of this thread, but it is hilarious. Even contact from live birds can be pretty spectacular. I recall seeing a car whose windshield had been impacted by a large wild turkey. It hit on the passenger side, and fully half the windshield was completely shattered into pieces lest than two inches across. The only thing holding it together was the laminate between the two sheets of tempered glass. It was most impressive.

If you don't care for reality, just wait a while; another will be along shortly. --A Rose