CHRISTIAN ONE-LINERS

Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses
started out as a basket case.

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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you
try to sit in their pews.

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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.

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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but
mosquitoes come close.

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When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

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People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle
of the road, and the back of the church.

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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your
front door forever.

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Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you
couldn't belong.

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If the church wants a better preacher, it only needs to pray
for the one it has.

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God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead.
So why should you?

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Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and
permanently set.

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Peace starts with a smile.

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I don't know why some people change churches; what difference
does it make which one you stay home from?

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A lot of church members who are singing 'Standing on the
Promises' are just sitting on the premises.

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We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

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Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.

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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

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Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

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Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

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Forbidden fruits create many jams.

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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

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God grades on the cross, not the curve.

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God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruit of the
spirit' over a 'religious nut!'

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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

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He who angers you, controls you!

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If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

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Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

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The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind
us.

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The will of God never takes you where the Grace of God will
not protect you.

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We don't change the message, the message changes us.

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You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to
discourage him.

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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3
nails = 4 given.
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I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but then I turned myself around!!