Submissive Jesus Prayer Answering Head SALE - Lots of 10 for $150 for Sale

Submissive Jesus Prayer Answering Head SALE - Lots of 10 for $150 For Sale

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Submissive Jesus Prayer Answering Head SALE - Lots of 10 for $150:
$150.00

We are having a Submissive Jesus clearance sale. We are selling off lots of 10 at a substantial savings (they normally retail around $25 each).They make great novelty gifts for birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's Day or any other time you can think of where a bit of blasphemy might go over well.

"THE SUBMISSIVE JESUS PRAYER ANSWERING TALKING HEAD"

YOU WILL TREASURE THIS

'The Submissive Jesus prayer answering head will answer any prayer that is put before Him. You pray, then twist the crown of thorns on Jesus' head. This will force him to emit a loud, helpless yelp, followed by one of 100 random statements. This head stands 8" tall, operates on three AAA batteries (not included - sorry, but Jesus is too important to supply his own batteries) and comes with a 25 page comedy instruction booklet (how to pray responsibly, troubleshooting, among other things), and two bonus coupons (dinner for two with God in Heaven and a 'Freedom from Hell'). A lot of thought and design has gone into this, and anyone with a rational sense of humor will enjoy The Submissive Jesus for years. This is the perfect gag gift for all the Atheists and Agnostics in your circle. It's also a great gift for that gullibeliever you probably know. See all our funny commercials at thesubmissivejesus website, or by typing 'Submissive Jesus ad" in Youtube's search window.

PLEASE NOTE: Twice we've been notified by telling us that the description for this product is worded in a 'hateful or discriminating' manner, and twice, we've revised it: watered it down, if you will. Any rational, thinking person should be able to see that this is a satire. It is called comedy. It doesn't take a Harvard graduate to see that there is nothing hateful or discriminatingabout our product or in our description of it. We don't say that religious people are stupid, easily offended morons who can't take a joke. That would be hateful and we would never condone that. We don't say that if you believe in an imaginary sky daddy we won't sell our product to you becauseyoucouldn't comprehend the humor of it and you'd just be better off giving your money to a televangelist. That would be discriminatory. And of course, we don't say that if thine eye offends thee, pluck it out, for that would point out religious hypocrisy. We're not about that. We're simply out to sell a product and spread a little amusement to those who have evolved enough tocomprehend a joke.
If you are offended by this, we strongly encourage you to purchase one and then smash it to smithereens. In fact, buy several, invite all your religious friends to get together and smash them all as you talk to the sky. God b. less.