MINTY B/O\'ed \"DARK FOAM\" OERTEL\'S TEAR-DROP OPENING PULL TAB CAN WOWZA for Sale

MINTY B/O\'ed \"DARK FOAM\" OERTEL\'S TEAR-DROP OPENING PULL TAB CAN WOWZA For Sale

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MINTY B/O\'ed \"DARK FOAM\" OERTEL\'S TEAR-DROP OPENING PULL TAB CAN WOWZA:
$155.00

NOTE: ON ONE SIDE OF THE CAN, THERE IS MINOR RUNNING IN THE BLACK INK. THIS OCCURED DURING THE FACTORY PRINTING OF THE LABEL.

BTW, I CHEERFULLY OFFER COMBINED SHIPPING! PLEASE WAIT UNTIL THE DUST SETTLES AND I WILL SEND AN INVOICE. MOST SUNDAYS, I AM NOT HOME, SO HANG TIGHT. THE APP DOES NOT ALLOW ME TO SEND A MODIFIED INVOICE SO I WILL SEND IT ASAP. :)

NOTE: THE USPS HAS PROVEN TO BE INCONSISTENT, AND UNFORTUNATELY THIS WILL LIKELY BE THE CASE FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE. I PURCHASE POSTAGE THROUGH , BOX THE ITEM, AND THEN DROP OFF AT MY LOCAL POST OFFICE. THEY REQUIRE PACKAGES TO BE DROPPED IN THE AFTER-HOURS DROP BIN. THEY WILL NOT SCAN THE ITEM AS \"USPS IN POSSESSION\" AT THE LOCAL OFFICE AS THEY DO NOT HAVE THE PERSONEL TO DO THIS. THE PACKAGES TYPICALLY FIRST GET SCANNED AT THE MAIN DISTRIBUTION CENTER. AS A RESULT, AN INITIAL SCAN DOES NOT TAKE PLACE UNTIL A COUPLE OF DAYS AFTER I THE POSTAGE IS PURCHASED THROUGH . ADDITIONALLY, PACKAGES WILL OFTEN STOP MOVING DURING THE SHIPPING JOURNEY. THERE ARE A THOUSAND REASONS WHY THIS IS THE CASE. THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT ITEMS WILL EVENTUALLY ARRIVE AT THEIR FINAL DESTINATION. THIS THE WORLD WE NOW LIVE IN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR BUSINESS AND YOUR PATIENCE. :)

AFTER MUTIPLE SUPENSIONS FOR SELLING AIR-FILLED CANS (ROLLED OR DISPLAY) AND EVEN CONE TOPS WITH CAPS IN PLACE, HAS FINALLY SHED SOME LIGHT ON WHAT HAS/IS OCCURING OR HAS OCCURED. PER AND IN THEIR WORDS, \"A LEVEL 10 IDIOT WHO LIKELY LIVES IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER SURROUNDED BY WORTHLESS CRUSHED ALUMINUM JUNK,HARASSES HONEST SELLERS BY REPORTING THEIR CAPPED CONES, AIR-FILLED CANS, AND LISTING THAT DON\'T SHOW TOP/BOTTOM PHOTOS.\" THEY WENT ON THE ADD, \"WE DON\'T KNOW WHY SUCH A PATHETIC INDIVIDUAL WOULD WASTE THEIR TIME DOING SUCH A THING, BUT AS A COMPANY WE ARE COMPELLED TO FOLLOW UP ON THEIR NUMEROUS REPORTS.\" AT LEAST THE MYSTERY HAS BEEN SOLVED. HENCEFORTH, I WILL STAY IN COMPLETE COMPLIANCE WITH THE POLICY REQUIRING PHOTOS OF CANS WITH SOME TYPE OF OPENING.

SEE PHOTOS FOR DETAILS. THIS BABY\'S SWEET!CAUTION: BEER CAN COLLECTINGCAN BE ADDICTING AND TREATMENT OPTIONS ARE LIMITED. ALTHOUGHSPENDINGHARD-EARNED CASH ON WHAT IS ESSENTIALLY OLD GARBAGE IS NOT KNOWN TO CAUSE CANCER, IT CANBE FATAL TO YOURWALLET. ITMAY ALSO BE HARMFUL TO YOUR MARRIAGE WHICH CAN REALLLLY BE FATAL TO YOUR WALLET. NOTE: IN ACCORDANCE WITH \'S STRICT POLICY AGAINST THE SALE AND/OR TRANSPORT OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES, THIS ITEM IS VOID OF IT\'S ORIGINAL CONTENTS. :( UPON CLOSE INSPECTION, ONE MIGHT DETECT A FAINT ODOR OF OLD DRY BEER, ALE, MALT LIQUOR, OR SMELLS OF UNKNOWN SUBSTANCES. BE AWARE THAT REHYDRATING AND CONSUMING OLD BEER IS ILLEGAL IN MOST STATES WITH THE EXCEPTION OF OKLAHOMA (WHERE MACARONI AND CHEESE IN CONSIDERED A VEGETABLE), ARKANSAS, EASTERN TENNESSEE, BOLIVIA, AND COUNTIES IN MISSISSIPPI THAT START WITH THE LETTER \"J\". AS A SIDE NOTE, THESE ARE THE SAME PLACES WHERE FISHING WITH TNT AND/OR ELECTRICITY IS ALSO LEGAL.

PLEASE NOTE: IN THE LAST SEVERAL MONTHS, THE USPS HAS TAKEN A TURN FOR THE WORSE. AFTER YEARS OF RELIABLE SERVICE, THINGS ARE NOW QUITE MESSY. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, ITEMS EVENTUALLY ARRIVE TO THEIR FINAL DESTINATION. THEY MIGHT SIT FOR SEVERAL DAYS ALONG THE WAY. SOMETIMES, THEY APPEAR TO TRAVEL TO OTHER PARTS OF THE COUNTRY BEFORE ARRIVING AT THE PROPER DESTINATION. PLEASE BE PATIENT. FEEL FREE TO REACH OUT AND VENT TO ME. I\'VE FORMED A SUPPORT GROUP. WE MEETS WEDNESDAYS AT 6 PM.