Evolution does not deny creationism. It denies genesis as it is written. Maybe if genesis was written:

And god created bio goo, and it was good.
The bio goo then took one god day to form as it would, creating life as it would come to know itself. And it was ok... until the nutters came about.
Then god was sad, 'cause it realized man was kinda dumb.
And on the seventh god day, god rested, because he was sick and tired of man bitching and complaining that other men did not believe the same things.
Then some dude wrote this book, and god threw up it's mighty arms and said: "F*#$ it. You're on your own."


Laziness breeds innovation