=Bill]
What a joy it is to be back with my wife, Jean--we just finished a delicious dinner at 8:00 pm--a retired teacher.
Do retired teachers taste better than working teachers? Inquiring minds want to know.
Congratulations on your recovery. May you have many more years to enjoy all the other retired teachers you can catch.
Bill Gill
Bill, your amusing comment about my "taste" for teachers reminds me of the Cannibal family, who simply "loved" people.
At their favourite Cannibal Restaurant, the Cannibals were shocked to find that the menu showed that--no matter what dish they fancied--the prices had doubled. They had jumped to twice that for teachers, preachers, engineers, and so on.
When they queried the head waiter as to why this was so, he explained: "
WELL! After we did an extensive audit with the "help" of expensive accountants--like those used by the government... we finally found the problem. Politicians are so full of, "you know what", we discovered we had to use specialists--lots of them at twice the cost in wages ... and all agreed: Getting them clean enough to eat--especially come elections--is not an easy task."
In unison, Mr. and Mrs. Cannibal and family responded, "Now we understand, thanks!" The whole room joined in having a
BIG 
...."
