Bill: "Well, if you are going to be that way about it then chimpanzees are human."

That's a curious and unreasonable thing to say, Bill. Okay, you reject the current classification system, and evidently have your own reasons for placing humans in their own separate family rather than in that of the other Great Apes. No more to said on that point then.

"Time is what prevents everything from happening at once" - John Wheeler