Far more acceptable but provably wrong unless we are to throw out all that is known of physics.

What we know is that some of what you describe is standard physics. Right up to the point where it involves a message.

Let me restate your experiment.

In one room I have you and a microwave and inside the microwave is a frozen dinner. In another room I have someone else with a switch that turns on the microwave.

What are the chances of the food being cooked before the switch is thrown?

Let us hope it is not just small ... but zero.

DA Morgan