Originally Posted By: Kyra M


The following is a true ditty: How so?

(I didn't write this, it a came up in an exam paper)

I met a man who had no eyes
who went outside to view the skies
he saw a tree with apples on
he took no apples off
but left no apples on.

The man had only one eye and he was looking at a billboard or a painting of an apple tree.

I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but then I turned myself around!!