Originally posted by terrytnewzealand:
I'm sure you are familiar with the TV series "Red Dwarf".
Terry,
I love Red Dwarf - not seen that particular episode though. Good to see it's travelled as far as NZ.
Rimmer: "I used to be in the Samaritans."
Lister: "I know. For one morning."
Rimmer: "I couldn't take any more."
Lister: "I don't blame you. You spoke to five people and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number! He only phoned up for the cricket scores!"
- Rimmer and Lister, The Last Day
Cat: "Hey, I got it! We laser our way through!?"
Kryten: "Ah, an excellent suggestion, Sir, with just two minor drawbacks. One, we don't have a power source for the lasers, and two, we don't have any lasers."
- Cat and Kryten, White Hole
Rimmer: "Do you think it's because the sub-space conduits have locked with the transponder calibrations and caused a major tachyon surge that has overloaded the time matrix?"
Kryten: "Ah, no, sir. I've just been jabbing it too hard."
- Rimmer and Kryten, Tikka to Ride
Blacknad.
