Get an alnico "cow magnet" for this
That says a lot right there. Uncle Al's alma mater is Michigan State (Moo U) and Uncle Al saw the cow magnet display in Anthony Hall. Yer full of it.
1)
http://www.unitednuclear.com/magnets.htm Bottom of display.
THAT IS A MAGNET, GIT. Cow magnets are cheap multipolar crap designed to grab snippets of barbed wire from bailed hay. New Age hind gut fermenters buy them at 10X-50X farmer cost.
http://www.biomagnetic.org/mm.html 2) Yer cow magnet is 1600 gauss. Yer basic MRI magnet is 10,000-20,000 gauss. Yer basic beam particle accelerator steering magnet is 90,000 gauss.
http://cast.web.cern.ch/CAST/CASTwebB/CAST.htm Alnico is crap. It is easily demagnetized,
http://my.execpc.com/~rhoadley/magtypes.htm
http://www.e-magnet.cn/productsc6.html Alnico numbers. Ludicrously bad.
http://www.e-magnet.cn/NdFeB-N30.htm NdFeB numbers. Manly!
If a tap on the should gets your attention, then a mammoth impact from a wreaking ball ought to do something.
3) Water is diamagnetic, git, -72x10(-6) emu. That is fairly large as these things go, and in exactly the
wrong direction for your spew. Yer blowing it out yer nether aperture.
http://www.reade.com/Particle_Briefings/magnetic_susceptibilities.html 4)
http://www.freefarts.com/farts.html Move cursor over blinkers to hear all about Magnet Power.
