Brain Rock (mudfossiled brain) For Sale

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Brain Rock (mudfossiled brain):
$150000.00

Brain Rock (mudfossiled brain). In an undisclosed location in Western New York, in a small tributary. I came across a peculiar looking rock on a nature hike, this was no normal sight. I let it sit knowing something was strange without coming to a conclusion of what it was though it looked like hardened grey matter. I could not draw its final conclusion as when I tugged on it it would not come out of the ground. I went back to life going to my job doing the ordinary waiting for the perfect gap in my schedule to gather my shovel and head back. The day was a beautiful day the sun was shining and it was in later spring when days start becoming longer but not hot enough to worry about sweating without a workout. Knowing no one would bother taking it I strolled leisurely to the site once again where I had to wait for a millennial couple getting their exercise to pass the area out of view. Once they were gone I put my shovel in the ground on one side and angled down, it moved but it seem to be stuck despite the mass wiggling about. Once I got it moving to and fro I threw the shovel down and with my work gloves on grasped both sides of the gray mattered rock and gave a old heave-ho. It would not budge. Looking around to make sure there were no more on lookers walking by I gave it my hundred percent. As the rock thrusted up it made a sudden crackling sound like a snap and a bunch of red rusty looking water poured out at the bottom coloring the trickling current leaving my location down stream. This I believe was the snapping of the spinal cord and the rusty water was prehistoric blood. Modern science will say it is just a rock formed over millions of years or from lava but modern science is agenda-driven science to conceal the truth which is there was a worldwide flood just like the accounts written in the Bible and other ancient books. Look into mud fossils for more information. Please feel free to ask any questions. One-of-a-kind mudfossiled brain, hasn't been DNA tested  to validate my claims, listing is as is, purchasing and then having a modern scientist who is agenda-driven debunk these claims does not validate refund or false advertisement. I would ask for a million dollars and I should get $1000000 but there are dumb limits on because we can't have little people like me becoming rich, the scum-sucking rich people wouldn't like that so I'm only asking for 150k. Which I think is a wonderful deal for you.

Condition is mudfossiled. I guesstimate that it's about 20 pounds though not weighed shipping details can be figured out upon purchase if anything I'm shorting myself on the shipping.

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