A desperate call for psychotherapy and more Indian opium ...

Posted by
Eudaemonic Pie on Feb 01, 2002 at 14:44
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Re: DESPERATE CALL TO PLANET EARTH (Abhi)

Let's see what we have here:

"My name is Abhi. I am B.Sc(Math), age 32, serving as Assistant with an insurance company in India."

Thanks for the tip on your name. I wouldn't have guessed.

I hope your insurance company has you doing something very important, like filing client files in alphabetic order, rather than doing any serious science correlations from natural events to uninsurable acts-of-the-Hindu-God-Agni (that Pyromaniac).

You continued:

"I believe that I can create Anti-Gravity by experiment."

I think you've succeeded.

And went on:

"But I am surrounded by totally different, strange circumstances. I can't talk single word about science with people around me. And I don't have resources to execute my ideas in action."

Probably a good idea to keep you socially isolated. I commend the Indians for their wisdom in not talking to you and in not letting anyone else go near you.

What you really need is an imaginary friend.

Don't feel bad about not having the resources you need to execute all your experiments. Count it a blessing. You might hurt yourself. See below.

You said:

"I am proposing TEST experiment(15 Km long pipe) to verify truthness of my statement."

I recommend you first watch the movie, "Pulp Fiction." See especially the scene where the black mafioso say he's gonna retaliate against a dude by getting a bunch of "pipe hitting niggas with blow torches."

Those are the kind of guys you need in order to "execute" your experiment, pal.

And with 15 Km long pipe, just for you, I recommend lots of Vaseline, okay?


And now this:

"Consider a circular water reservoir of radius 1000 meter and depth 10 meter fully filled with water."

Why not fill the reservoir with a solution of barium and make it an enema?

And more:

"Pipe of cross sectional radius 3 centimeter is attached to bottom of reservoir."

Or with a pipe that size, why not attach a bong and smoke some Afghan blend?

To wit:

"(1) If YES, then in this way, we can lift water from oceans to higher level in dams without spending any energy at all. And we can use it in hydroelectric power plants to generate power ..."

Haven't you ever heard of the waves that hit Bangladesh?

I hope the people in Bangladesh don't learn about this experiment, pal, because you'll have ‘em scared to death. Hell, all you really have to do is go down there and wait on the shore long enough, and the wave will come. Trust me. The Big One.


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