Feo: The Dark Mater Problem has been solved
Posted by Feo Amante on May 10, 2004 at 12:43
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Re: The Dark Mater Problem has been solved (MirrorMan)
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>It seems that the dark mattrer problem has been solved, and I wanted to be the first person to make that claim.<
I'm sorry Mirror my man. No reflection on you, but the first person to solve the Dark Mater problem was Zeus Hyperion Crabtree, back in 1976. He was physically removed from the NASA Bicentennial Expo in Florida (America was having a bicentennial, NASA was just joining in on the fun), because he wouldn't stop shouting about his solution to the Dark Mater problem. He believed that Dark Mater were life forms, much like fish, and grew in abundance around hot gasses and bright sunlight.
Later in the 1980s, he gathered together a group of followers who gave him enough money to buy First class seating on a passing alien spacecraft. He hasn't been seen since and his competition for followers of the Ragneesh Bahguano was instantly (as fast as that) stifled.
This may be entirely innaccurate, but on the bright side, now this page will also be googled alongside your claim!
Have fun and enjoy being second!
P.S. Just who in the world would ever google "Dark Mater"?
Feo2: The Dark Mater Problem has been solved Feo Amante 10/5 17:03
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