Feo: Why God is real!!!
Posted by Feo Amante on Apr 07, 2004 at 17:27
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Re: Why God is real (Thorlord)
Do you find yourself being easily baited by every thoughtless question that comes down the pike?
Do YOU have trouble distinguishing between questions by nutballs and the merely innocent?
PRESENTING!
FAUQ!
Faith-Based Answers To Unaccountable Questions!
You can believe it because its true and its true because you believe it! ®
Hey ThorLord! (Or SorLord if you have a spelling lisp!)
I figured out your binary code. It's not difficult, it's only binary code.
First, to be proper binary code, each set of four digits are arranged in groups of two so that there are eight digits total with a space between each one.
WHY? Because binary is processed in groups of 4.
WHY? Because that was the best anyone could get their computers to do when humans first stated mucking around with computers in a serious way.
WASN'T THERE SOMETHING BEFORE? A whole lot of variations and dead ends, but I'm sticking to the point.
Here we go:
D=Decimal
H=Hexidecimal
A=ASCI
E=EBDIC
Away we go!
D H A E
1110 1010 = 234 EA
1010 1011 = 171 AB
1101 1110 = 222 DE
1000 1110 = 142 8E
1110 1101 = 237 ED
0101 0101 = 85 55 U
0100 1010 = 74 4A J
1010 1010 = 170 AA
1010 1010 = 170 AA
1010 1010 = 170 AA
1010 1010 = 170 AA
0101 1010 = 90 5A Z !
1010 1111 = 175 AF
0111 0100 = 116 74 t
1010 1011 = 171 AB
0001 0101 = 21 15 NAK NL
0101 0101 = 85 55 U
0010 1010 = 42 2A * SM/SW
1010 1010 = 170 AA
1001 0101 = 149 95 n
0101 0101 = 85 55 U
0101 0001 = 81 51 Q
1110 1101 = 237 ED
1110 = 224 E0 (actually, this last part equals nothing since there is only a single set of 4 digits)
Of course, all of this Hexidecimal and ASCI means nothing but what a specific program chooses to make of it. Nothing in binary establishes an identity of one program over any other, but that doesn't stop FAUQ!
Use any form of arranging you like but it all says one thing:
You have offended your God by trying to prove his existence via computational mathematics. God is an entity borne of faith, not facts, and to prove the existence of God is to thwart his desire. God is omnipotent and needs the help of no one and nothing to prove or disprove his existence!
Now toss away all of your modern accoutrements - they were created by secular folk - and get thee to the Amish country to live and toil in simplicity whilst you await the coming of your Lord. To return to this room or use "technology" is an abomination to your faith. It is all spelled out right there in the Bible if you only have eyes to see.
Or will you deny the will of your God?
As for everyone else, Stay tuned for the next exciting FAUQ!
Kudos to Room 42
Feo2: Why God is real!!! Feo Amante 07/4 17:29
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