Meet your Meat on their feet
Posted by gifts on Mar 04, 2004 at 14:14
(61.8.11.43)Re: Feo: Meet your Meat (Amaranth Rose)
A motorist was traversing down a country road at 100 mph, to be overtaken by a CHICKEN! He sped up to catch the chicken but it shot off even faster, than down a drive.
This traveller has to follow this up as has never seen a chicken so fast. As it turns out it's a poultry meat farm, and he asks the farmer how those chickens run SO FAST - passing him at over 100 mph.
The farmer advises there's a demand for chicken legs so they mutated their birds to have three.
"How do they taste?", asks the morotist.
"Don't know!", replies the farmer - "haven't been able to catch one yet ..."