Re: How to be a crackpot: a 12 step program


Posted by paul on Sep 24, 2003 at 11:15
(65.144.105.23)

Re: How to be a crackpot: a 12 step program (Thermus aquaticus)

step 1 , should be to become a active member of the
scienceagogo science LOL list.

step 2 , you should only post " words " when trying to explain something to somebody that the rest of the true crackpots on this list think is a crackpot.

step 3 , you should always try your best to incourage others to continue to believe that you are smart , knowing full well that your as stupid as they come.

step 4 , always believe in the religion of thermodynamics
even though it has been shown to be incorrect , after all it is just a religion and can no longer can be applied to any situation involving motion.

step 5 , never under any circumstance tell the truth.

step 6 , call yourself something like a water container or thermos aquaticus

step 7 , always be snooty to others who are telling the truth and make sure the other true crackpots on the list do the same.

step 8 , you dont need to do step 8 because you used cheat sheets to plow your way through college.

step 9 , repeat step 8 until the planet boils off all its water.



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