Re: We Reap what we Sow
Posted by Amaranth Rose on Jul 09, 2002 at 05:45
(65.172.150.88)Re: We Reap what we Sow (Mike Kremer)
Texas is experiencing divine retribution for having brought forth on this world a new life form, the political animal known as "Bush", a predatory species known for its two heads and ability to speak out of both simultaneously. It can also run in two directions at once, though scientists are still puzzled as to how it can do this. It is particularly fond of stroking corporate executives, and its offspring can easily be trapped using alcoholic beverages as bait.