Re: The writer of Jaws...
Posted by Amaranth Rose on Jun 16, 2002 at 00:49
Re: The writer of Jaws... (Andy™)
Gee, I don't know how to tell you this, but, a recent survey by the ASSPAAA (American Society for the Surveying of Practically Anything At All; an eclectic group) shows that among Great Whites, most of those that responded reported sleeping with a Teddy-Tuna or a Teddy-Seal. There were a few reports of Teddy-Penguins from the Southern hemisphere.
"ALSO interestingly, the people they bite are normally males, between 20 and 25... =D Wow, I can't understand that... nope... makes no sense."
Oh? I can see why they might want to take their hunks out of hunks. More particularly, isn't this the age group that is out showing off to the opposite gender by pulling dumb fool stunts and defying danger to the n-th degree? Major stupid period in many guys' lives. If they survive it, they're likely to make it to old age!
Sharks are killers, I agree. Sheep graze, horses run, sharks kill.
And as for the giant squid thing, read Arthur C. Clark. It will give you another perspective on the beasts.
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