TIMER would like to do battle with Impact-Splashers, the current "religion" of earth-moon formation theories. Any challengers?

Sorry, Mate, you're in the wrong building. Go on down the Internet four more nodes and hike a left at the sign that says, "Gamers Welcome Here". It's a huge place, you can't miss it.

Seriously, though, would you post a reference? Maybe two, one detailing your "Impact splashers" and one outlining the opposition.

Welcome to the board. Fresh meat, I mean, New Input, is always welcome.