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The Large Hadron Collider is down. A weasel got into one of their power transformers and blew it out. The weasel didn't get to enjoy it very much. The weasel is deceased. The LHC will be restarting a few days late.

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Oh My !!!

what if the weasels spirit somehow became sucked into the
circuitry of the LHC and is now trying to find a way out
... will his spirit become energized as the LHC comes online and
begin to eat away at the circuitry and wiring until his spirit is
released to the outside world ... will his spirit then continue
to seek out wires to eat as it invades the wiring of europe
... will his spirit stop there or will it continue to spread
throughout the entire war rolled.

and then the cosmos itself and beyond?

what have they done!


3/4 inch of dust build up on the moon in 4.527 billion years,LOL and QM is fantasy science.
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What does that say about security at the LHC?


There never was nothing.
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Agent Weasel

Farewell little weasel, it's sad you're deceased
When you clearly excelled at your role.
A clever, intuitave, cunning wee beast,
With a penchant for finding a hole.

Your mission was clear, and you tasted success;
you'll go down in history, I'd say,
But will anyone know, as they clear up the mess,
You were trained by the great CIA?


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Originally Posted By: Bill S.
What does that say about security at the LHC?


Obviously LHC security has holes in it.

Bill Gill


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Weasels are not made for LHC's to eat. I bet it was a short trip to the weasel equivalent of Valhalla. Too bad. Your poetry is spot on. I'd suspect a CIA operative in there somewhere. Hope they come up with something better than a weasel next time. LOL


If you don't care for reality, just wait a while; another will be along shortly. --A Rose


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