Rob,
Saved you the trouble - the first one is good.
http://blog.outer-court.com/archive/2005-09-29-n85.html http://www.google.com/help/refinesearch.html http://www.virtualchase.com/howto/gg_tips.html feeling silly, then type: elgoog
and then hit 'I'm feeling lucky'
Also type: how many furlongs in a light year
cool google conversion.
for dictionary, type: define (word)
And Google will tell you what it thinks of you:
http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=rob&type=1 Apparently you are God - I suspect that will trouble you deeply.
But you can console yourself with the fact that you are the 'Ultimate American Champion' and a [content deleted] to top it all off.
It could have been worse because apparently I am Gay & Available. That's going to come as a real shock to my wife.
Regards,
Blacknad