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Miss Chlorine slipped and fell down, knocking down Mr. Indium. When Miss Chlorine got back up Mr. Indium was still lying on the ground. She asked, "Are you hurt Mr. Indium"? "Yes", he said, "I've lost an electron". "Are you sure"? she asked. He said "Yes, I'm positive".
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C is not the speed of light in a vacuum.
C is the universal speed limit.
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LOL! I shall have to add this one to my repertoire. Thanks for sharing.
Anyone else out there with a good Chemistry or other science joke?
If you don't care for reality, just wait a while; another will be along shortly. --A Rose
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A geologist is ballooning, taking photographs over the Fens (very flat wetlands) when a fog closes in. Unable to see, he descends very cautiously until he becomes aware of the head of a cyclist just below his basket. The following conversation then takes place:
Geologist: “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”
Cyclist: “Yes, you are in a basket, hanging below a hot-air balloon.”
Geologist: “Thanks; you must be a physicist.”
Cyclist: “Yes, how did you know?”
Geologist: “Because your answer was absolutely correct, but completely useless.”
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Most electrical engineers enjoy eating Ohmlets for breakfast. Worth a  at least!
G~O~D--Now & ForeverIS:Nature, Nurture & PNEUMA-ture, Thanks to Warren Farr&ME AT www.unitheist.org
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This nuclear water is good for fission.
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If I'd known what I was starting I might have gone fission.
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A tom cat went fission, too.
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A climate scientist a particle physicist and QM physicist went on a train from london to scotland.
As they cross into Scotland the climate scientist points to a black sheep the paddock and says to the others well would you look at that all the sheep are black in scotland.
The particle physicist quickly corrects him no what you meant to say is of all the sheep we have observed in scotland they are all black.
The QM physicist quickly corrects both of them no what you both meant to say is of all the sheep we have observed in scotland at least one side of them is black.
But probably more in keeping with the one liners
A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."
Last edited by Orac; 12/09/11 02:55 AM.
I believe in "Evil, Bad, Ungodly fantasy science and maths", so I am undoubtedly wrong to you.
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SPEAKING OF CHEMISTRY--a subject I loved in high school:
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Q: What weapon can you make from the Chemicals Potassium, Nickel and Iron?
A: K Ni Fe.
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I think this is the only even vaguely scientific joke I know.....
Q. Does light have mass?
A. Don't be silly, it's not even Catholic!
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A neutron walked into a bar Must have been the h-bar!
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My wife says, if it was the h-bar, the neutron must have gone in for a pi(e).
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