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I have a solution for you.

however i am unsure on how well these work, since i have never had a chance to actually use one of these.

http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

This is a joke, Right?

It must be true. I saw it on The Simpsons...

I have spent twenty years and thirty million government dollars in the attempt to develop a mind-control device that can "punch through" the AFDB. But to no avail. I can therefore attest, with rue and frustration, that the product does indeed work.

Weel wiht the amount of tape they show to put the AFDB on, im afraid it would be very difficult to get it off with the length of hair i have. Yes i fear the tape mroe then the mind control

A conductive shield will not do much unless it also contains dissipative resistive and inductive components and is grounded. What of radiation that comes up through the wearer's unshielded chin or through the wearer's unshielded inch-thick forehead?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't a microwave oven provide very effective shielding (is it a Faraday cage?)? Would not putting a microwave oven on one's head provide supperior shielding? Obviously don't turn it on, there's enough hot headedness already.

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