Some day in the far future of our world, an Archaeologist from another planet will become a laughing stock when he attempts to explain the Holocene Mass Extinction Event, something that we are experiencing right now. Previous Mass Extinctions have lasted anywhere from 1 to 20 million years. Ours started 25,000 years ago, and is just wrapping up now. Within 100 years 50% of Planet Earth's species will be extinct, and we won't be far behind them.
This Alien Archaeologist will present his findings, that 5,000,000 years before, a new species of ape evolved in Africa and quickly overwhemled the planet, wiping out other species wherever it went. This new species, the "Naked Simian", was capable, as were Orangutans and Chimpanzees, close cousins of the NS, of using tools and adapting its environment to suit its requirements. Virtually overnight the Dugout Canoe, the Stone Axe, the Thermo-nuclear Generator and the Internal Combustion Engine appeared on the scene. Compared to other Events, the Holocene Mass Extinction appears to have happened in a very short period of time. His collegues will undoubtedly ask, "what triggered the Event? A Gamma Ray Burst? Volcanism? Massive Techtonic Activity?" His answer will be met with great skepticism, he'll be called a charlatan, his career will be ruined, if he tries to tell tham that the Naked Simian pumped hydrocarbons from beneath the Earths surface, and burned them with seeming disregard to the obvious consequences. In short, the Naked Simian appears to have committed Mass Suicide.
Last edited by Wolfman; 02/17/07 10:45 PM.