WMD? Oh, yeah, sure, we got 'em, for surely. Just go down to the aisle marked "Biological Weapons", You hang a left, about 35 miles down there in the desert you see a sign. Yeah, WMD, we got em all. Alzheimer's, Syphilis, Organic Lead, Mercury, Magic mushroms, spray coated pelletized THC, thousands more. We're fully stocked now on them weapons of mass dementia. Even got them nice little forms where you can change your last name to, er, let's see, what was that? I think was President recently. Doggone it, I just CAN'T think of his name! I knew I never shoulda signed one o' them!