Lubos does a reasonable semi readable version of a calculation

http://motls.blogspot.com.au/2013/01/the-world-as-seen-by-lhc-protons.html

He even gives you the rather complicated proton's world line speed versus world line spacetime speed and even consequence of what the proton sees the LHC like which I sort of hinted at.

The true actual precise calculation you do from the field movement in the LHC that the proton is synchronized with but it is well outside the scope of something that is going to found on the internet. If you really want it in layman or at least dumbed down Pete aka PMB may be your man because of his background.

The magnetic controls over the LHC is just amazing it is even affected by the gravity from the moon which causes tides on the tunnel

http://www.quantumdiaries.org/2012/06/07/is-the-moon-full-just-ask-the-lhc-operators/

Last edited by Orac; 01/15/14 08:25 AM.
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