Here it has rained a significant part of almost every day since 2nd. April; yet they insist we have a drought, and there is a hose-pipe ban in place. How wet can a drought be?

Then, if you go to London you can see sprinklers running all the time on any patch of grass that might be spotted by any visitor to the Olimpics. What was that about "haves" and "have nots"?

There never was nothing.