Thanks, Ellis, but I didn't do anything.

Did I tell you that when my family lived in AK, I had two jobs?

1. I was a babysitter.

2. I picked up dog poop. People will pay you big money so they don't have to deal with it.

I've always loved dogs. Nowadays I spend about 4-6 hours every Sat or Sun at the dog park with our JRT. Everyone is expected to pick up their own dog crap - and most do. But many don't and so I always pick up extra crap. Seriously, I get some bags and just walk around the park picking up random piles. I have four hours - at least - just to think and love on my kids' ugly beast.
http://thefalliblefiend.blogspot.com/2006/10/i-like-jack-russell-terriers-my-kids.html

So that's my life, I guess. Just wandering around inside the fence line, bagging the occasional pile of excrement.