"Jesus Christ wrote the code"
Lots of things are obvious if you don't think about them too hard. Lots of very ignorant people are convinced of a lot of nonsensical things. Things are true just because someone says them. Things aren't true just because ancient scrolls claim they are true. Lots of ancient books claim to hold the truth. "Just believe" is not a proof.


"I would call myself a truth seeker."
I wouldn't call you a truth seeker.