Poor DA, having to fend off the blind all by yourself.

At least they haven't pulled the infamous free will card on you.

" We chose to eat the apple and therefore doomed humanity to this hellish existence..."

My response to that has always been, God is like an immature control freak parent which only thinks you are worth anything when you follow his way of thinking completely.

Give it up guys, if you believe in God and Satan then you must see that Satan won the bet and God really doesn't care about it, he is probably out creating other worlds populated with mindless idiots since that is what he wants from his followers. The only things Lucifer got punished for was asking a simple question, falling in love with humans ( depending on what you read) and stating the simple fact and God sentenced him to hell for it.

IS this a loving father figure or an evil, megolomanical person? If God had been a real person we would have declared him an unfit parent and locked him up for child abuse: i.e. allowing his son to be tortured and killed to prove some obscure point.