If god exists then you?ve really got to think that he's probably a bit pissed at the lot of us. He pops down in the form of his son to take a gander at how we're doing and some pillock goes and nails him to a couple of 4 by 2s and leaves him up there all day. I know I?d be less than pleased. He was pretty rathful in the old testament and then nice and happy and loving in the new, probably right up until the crown of thorns, but then it was too late for a re-wirte.

If you believe everything you read, better not read.