De Hammer, as crude and as crass as he is, is right on this one. If these poor, disenfranchised women of the Third World could learn to keep their legs locked, or learn, at least, the Rhythm Method, these Rat-Hole Copunties wouldn't be in the predicament they find themselves in today.

Of course, that's like enlightening De Hammer on Global Warming - it ain't gonna happen.