Uncle Al! It's not about statistics, it's about negative and positive energy! It's clear to me that you're so full of negative energy, you'll never win that jackpot. The money is repelled! ;-)

I no longer waste my breath discussing probability with her. If she wants to pay a dollar for a cheap thrill, she can have at it. Maybe some of the ejumication moneys can go toward a few stats classes in high school. But I've learned that marriage means sometimes overlooking her dumbass er, stuff, if she overlooks some of mine.

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross."
--S. Lewis